If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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