so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
i've learned that i'm good at stealing things. like live cats.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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