What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Randomize
