her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
it glows. i had to have it.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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