dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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