at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Found your dick twin last night
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
His nipple licking is glorious
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