i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
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