I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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