She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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