Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Randomize