sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
your thong is hanging out like whoa
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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