Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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