loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
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