Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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