My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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