Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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