dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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