conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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