If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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