i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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