Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring
i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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