Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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