Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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