She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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