Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
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