Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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