We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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