there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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