DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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