you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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