Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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