He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
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