Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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