Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
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