just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
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