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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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