Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
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