Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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