i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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