Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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