Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
Randomize
