i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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