glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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