ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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