32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
These tits shall not be calmed
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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