So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
PS: I just woke up from my shower
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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