What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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