Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
my grandpa was trying to put butter into the pepsi and i'm like "grandpa what are you doing" and he looks down and goes "well i guess that wouldn't taste good anyway"
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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