Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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