Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
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