Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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